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rotate.push("Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. -- Bertrand Russell");
rotate.push("Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.");
rotate.push("Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things. -- J. H. Poincare");
rotate.push("Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.");
rotate.push("Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. -- David Hilbert");
rotate.push("Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. -- George Polya");
rotate.push("In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. -- Johann von Neumann");
rotate.push("A tragedy of mathematics is a beautiful conjecture ruined by an ugly fact.");
rotate.push("Mathematics is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.");
rotate.push("If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.");
rotate.push("Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. -- Plato");
rotate.push("The essence of mathematics is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple. -- S. Gudder");
rotate.push("There are two ways to do great mathematics. The first is to be smarter than everybody else. The second way is to be stupider than everybody else -- but persistent. -- Raoul Bott");
rotate.push("Obvious is the most dangerous word in mathematics. -- E.T. Bell");
rotate.push("Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. -- Mickey Mouse");
rotate.push("The greatest unsolved theorem in mathematics is why some people are better at it than others. -- Adrian Mathesis");
rotate.push("Mathematics is not a deductive science – that's a cliché. When you try to prove a theorem, you don't just list the hypotheses, and then start to reason. What you do is trial and error, experimentation, guesswork. -- Paul Halmos");
rotate.push("The different branches of Arithmetic are Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision. – Lewis Caroll");
rotate.push("Mathematics is written for mathematicians. – Copernicus");
rotate.push("Mathematics should be fun. -- Peter J. Hilton");
rotate.push("Small minds discuss persons. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas. Really great minds discuss mathematics.");
rotate.push("But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer. -- Tom Lehrer");
rotate.push("If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.  ~John Louis von Neumann");
rotate.push("Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.  ~Albert Einstein");
rotate.push("Mathematics are well and good but nature keeps dragging us around by the nose.  ~Albert Einstein");
rotate.push("Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.  ~Author Unknown");
rotate.push("Mathematics - the unshaken Foundation of Sciences, and the plentiful Fountain of Advantage to human affairs.  ~Isaac Barrow");
rotate.push("I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.  ~Calvin Trillin");
rotate.push("If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.  ~Phil Pastoret");
rotate.push("A mathematician is a scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.  ~Evan Esar, Esar's Comic Dictionary");
rotate.push("Math is radical!  ~Bumper Sticker");
rotate.push("It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.  ~Author Unknown");
rotate.push("If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.  ~Author Unknown");
rotate.push("Arithmetic is where numbers fly like pigeons in and out of your head.  ~Carl Sandburg");
rotate.push("Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil to your paper till you get the answer.  ~Carl Sandburg");
rotate.push("If equations are trains threading the landscape of numbers, then no train stops at pi.  ~Richard Preston");
rotate.push("Even stranger things have happened; and perhaps the strangest of all is the marvel that mathematics should be possible to a race akin to the apes.  ~Eric T. Bell, The Development of Mathematics");
rotate.push("So if a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics; for in demonstrations, if his wit be called away never so little, he must begin again.  ~Francis Bacon");
rotate.push("The essence of mathematics is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple.  ~S. Gudder");
rotate.push("The human mind has never invented a labor-saving machine equal to algebra.  ~Author Unknown");
rotate.push("The mathematics are distinguished by a particular privilege, that is, in the course of ages, they may always advance and can never recede.  ~Edward Gibbon, Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire");
rotate.push("Go down deep enough into anything and you will find mathematics.  ~Dean Schlicter");
rotate.push("It is not the job of mathematicians... to do correct arithmetical operations.  It is the job of bank accountants.  ~Samuil Shchatunovski");
rotate.push("Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness, where the explorers often get lost.  Rigour should be a signal to the historian that the maps have been made, and the real explorers have gone elsewhere.  ~W.S. Anglin");
rotate.push("Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit, a refuge from the goading urgency of contingent happenings.  ~Alfred North Whitehead");
rotate.push("The tantalizing and compelling pursuit of mathematical problems offers mental absorption, peace of mind amid endless challenges, repose in activity, battle without conflict, refuge from the goading urgency of contingent happenings, and the sort of beauty changeless mountains present to sense tried by the present-day kaleidoscope of events.  ~Morris Kline");
rotate.push("Mathematics is as much an aspect of culture as it is a collection of algorithms.  ~Carl Boyer");
rotate.push("The cowboys have a way of trussing up a steer or a pugnacious bronco which fixes the brute so that it can neither move nor think.  This is the hog-tie, and it is what Euclid did to geometry.  ~Eric Bell");
rotate.push("Sometimes it is useful to know how large your zero is.  ~Author Unknown");
rotate.push("All animals are created equal. Some are just more equal than others. George Orwell");
rotate.push("The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.  ~Eric Hoffer");
rotate.push("Mathematics is the only good metaphysics.  ~William Thomson");
rotate.push("The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.  Persecution is used in theology, not in arithmetic.  ~Bertrand Russell");
rotate.push("Music is the pleasure the human mind experiences from counting without being aware that it is counting.  ~Gottfried Leibniz");
rotate.push("How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards?  You can subtract it as many times as you want, and it leaves 76 every time.  ~Author Unknown");
rotate.push("To most outsiders, modern mathematics is unknown territory.  Its borders are protected by dense thickets of technical terms; its landscapes are a mass of indecipherable equations and incomprehensible concepts.  Few realize that the world of modern mathematics is rich with vivid images and provocative ideas.  ~Ivars Peterson");
rotate.push("With my full philosophical rucksack I can only climb slowly up the mountain of mathematics.  ~Ludwig Wittgenstein");
rotate.push("But mathematics is the sister, as well as the servant, of the arts and is touched with the same madness and genius.  ~Harold Marston Morse");
rotate.push("Still more astonishing is that world of rigorous fantasy we call mathematics.  ~Gregory Bateson");
rotate.push("Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.  At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house.  ~Robert Heinlein");
rotate.push("You may be an engineer if your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place.  ~Author Unknown");
rotate.push("The trouble with integers is that we have examined only the very small ones.  Maybe all the exciting stuff happens at really big numbers, ones we can't even begin to think about in any very definite way.  Our brains have evolved to get us out of the rain, find where the berries are, and keep us from getting killed.  Our brains did not evolve to help us grasp really large numbers or to look at things in a hundred thousand dimensions.  ~Ronald L. Graham");
rotate.push("We could use up two Eternities in learning all that is to be learned about our own world and the thousands of nations that have arisen and flourished and vanished from it.  Mathematics alone would occupy me eight million years.  ~Mark Twain");
rotate.push("Can you do Division?  Divide a loaf by a knife - what's the answer to that?  ~Lewis Carroll");
rotate.push("Mathematics is the supreme judge; from its decisions there is no appeal.  ~Tobias Dantzig");
rotate.push("Although he may not always recognize his bondage, modern man lives under a tyranny of numbers.  ~Nicholas Eberstadt");
rotate.push("The mathematics are usually considered as being the very antipodes of Poesy.  Yet Mathesis and Poesy are of the closest kindred, for they are both works of the imagination.  ~Thomas Hill");
rotate.push("I used to love mathematics for its own sake, and I still do, because it allows for no hypocrisy and no vagueness.... ~Stendhal");
rotate.push("As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  ~Albert Einstein");
rotate.push("God does not care about our mathematical difficulties; He integrates empirically.  ~Albert Einstein");
rotate.push("If there is a God, he's a great mathematician.  ~Paul Dirac");
rotate.push("To all of us who hold the Christian belief that God is truth, anything that is true is a fact about God, and mathematics is a branch of theology.  ~Hilda Phoebe Hudson");
rotate.push("The different branches of Arithmetic - Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.  ~Lewis Carroll");
rotate.push("Infinity is a floorless room without walls or ceiling.  ~Author Unknown");
rotate.push("Physics is mathematical not because we know so much about the physical world, but because we know so little; it is only its mathematical properties that we can discover.  ~Bertrand Russell");
rotate.push("If a healthy minded person takes an interest in science, he gets busy with his mathematics and haunts the laboratory.  ~W.S. Franklin");
rotate.push("Proof is an idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself.  ~Arthur Stanley Eddington");
rotate.push("There was a young man from Trinity, Who solved the square root of infinity. While counting the digits, He was seized by the fidgets, Dropped science, and took up divinity.~Author Unknown");
rotate.push("One cannot escape the feeling that these mathematical formulas have an independent existence and an intelligence of their own, that they are wiser than we are, wiser even than their discoverers...  ~Heinrich Hertz");
rotate.push("In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers.  ~Author Unknown");
rotate.push("The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God.  ~Euclid");
rotate.push("In most sciences one generation tears down what another has built and what one has established another undoes.  In mathematics alone each generations adds a new story to the old structure.  ~Hermann Hankel");
rotate.push("I know that two and two make four - & should be glad to prove it too if I could - though I must say if by any sort of process I could convert 2 & 2 into five it would give me much greater pleasure.  ~George Gordon, Lord Byron");
rotate.push("Mathematics may be defined as the economy of counting.  There is no problem in the whole of mathematics which cannot be solved by direct counting.  ~Ernst Mach");
rotate.push("Nature does not count nor do integers occur in nature.  Man made them all, integers and all the rest, Kronecker to the contrary notwithstanding.  ~Percy William Bridgman");
rotate.push("A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars.  That's subtraction.  ~Mae West");
rotate.push("Why do we believe that in all matters the odd numbers are more powerful?  ~Pliny the Elder");
rotate.push("Uneven numbers are the gods' delight.  ~Virgil");
rotate.push("One of the endlessly alluring aspects of mathematics is that its thorniest paradoxes have a way of blooming into beautiful theories.  ~Philip J. Davis");
rotate.push("Pure mathematics is the world's best game.  It is more absorbing than chess, more of a gamble than poker, and lasts longer than Monopoly.  It's free.  It can be played anywhere - Archimedes did it in a bathtub.  ~Richard J. Trudeau");
rotate.push("I like mathematics because it is not human and has nothing particular to do with this planet or with the whole accidental universe - because like Spinoza's God, it won't love us in return.  ~Bertrand Russell");
rotate.push("The man ignorant of mathematics will be increasingly limited in his grasp of the main forces of civilization.  ~John Kemeny");
rotate.push("Although I am almost illiterate mathematically, I grasped very early in life that any one who can count to ten can count upward indefinitely if he is fool enough to do so.  ~Robertson Davies");
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